this is in my stagnant space as well, but as i said, its stagnant and i bet NO ONE ever read it. and it is pretty funny. sorry to my indian friends and everyone else who finds it offending. u guys know bd isnt any better either. and if u dont know it alr, tell me. ill give u an insight. anyway, here it is-"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL (Boniface) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India"."We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!""Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination. That is a record and we hope to bring it up to 50% now"."If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DARU and Wada Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!"."We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window"."There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see inthe cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!"."In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!"."Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-offand fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with astewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."ENJOY AIR INDIA"can you really imagine a pilot saying that? i think it wld be pretty funny but i still wldnt wanna be in that plane. alrite. im out. gotta go do GEOGRAPHY.
YUCK. the way i used to type when i was in p6 and sec1, all those years. disgusting. like animore, veri, iz, hu, dae, haf, tataz and sorrwie. bleagh. oh. and saaqi.blogspot.com is khallas-ed. yay! sind-dhu-ja is online. ohh. HEM, the the. i dunno how to describe him. wtv. anyway, hem is coming to saregamapa this friday!! YAY-ness.
okay. this is so weird. i changed the add but its the same thing at saaqi.blogspot.com. how come? can anyone help?
MAY THE JUNE HOLIDAYS NEVER BEGIN.
firstly. UGH. i wont bother explaining. and secondly. YAYYY! I will bother explaining. i met hems sister!!!! yes. and shes real. yayy. hem hem hem!
bhaiya:if you ever read this that is. i wasnt being "daft" today. its true. u wldve known if u also did this badly everytime. ive been working for the midyrs ever since exams ended last yr and my results really dont reflect how much i studied. its annoying. it almost wants to make me give up hoping and praying that maybe someday i might do well and surprise everyone. im sick and tired of trying so hard and then seeing my horrible marks and hearing everyone say "shob thik hoye jabe". like kobe? since the start of sec 3 ive been like this. and u have ur life too and once u start studying its gonna be a LONG time till u get a break. now's the time for u to enjoy and my super screwed up marks are preventing u from doing tt too. and furthermore, i thought this time round, the papers were pretty easy and i even said i wld be glad if olevels were like tt. and thats how well i do. i said im sick and tired of trying, but tt doesnt mean im gonna give up trying. maybe just tt ill try lesser. tts smthg ultra stupid, esp cos prelims are 4 months away, and olevels are 5 or so. but someone who doesnt as badly as me all the time cant be any smarter than this. ugh. i hv to go now. my specs and vision are blurred from my ugly tears. everything nvm.
im so sick and tired of it all. grr. i wanna give up but i cant. okay. im out. too angry and disgusted and disappointed to blog
i am too disappointed in myself to actually say anything. maybe i shld pray more. and study harder and make sure its effective. k. ill stick to praying more. and i shld do tt right now cos its maghrib-er shomoi
amazing what a haircut can do. i wont elaborate on it cos ill rmb it. hehhh. jai goshol e. fake. gaan shuntesi
the proud owner of a sony ericsson w550i. ill blog later. pet betha
i have no idea what the stupid boro boro song is abt. but whatever. it makes me dance and tts good enough. lala. oh meter down down down down down. john dancing. tt dude. he wld make anyone dance! hmm. exams over, but it doesnt feel any different cos i dont think i really studied tt hard this time round. but surprsingly i cld do most of the questions the very first time. yeah. okay. exam er kotha baad dei. ar ki asE? watched taxi 9211. obv its a good movie cos its a john movie. my gosh. this entry is so boring. its like randomohhh! i was listening to mdk songs and sharara while doing bangla today. i miss bd so so much. i was like dancing like how we did in bd. and then we got scolded by the bororas cos we didnt wanna take the shuvos and shayonis. haha. wtv. then i was smiling thinking abt the time i ran up after having lunch to go brush my teeth. n then dui tala enter korar age i checked if third was at his balcony and he was. okay, tts outta the point. actually it isnt. then i ran to the verandah to brush my teeth. then. then a lotta things happened. ill rmb it. thid incidents. thid?! i meant. i know what i meant.dhurr. im talking crap. ee. can u imagine? like shit coming outta ur mouth. how come this cool song is from tom dick and harry? loserish movie.i "but" my hair. in terms of the dictionary mode on my phone. speaking of which, i think im gonna change it this weekend. beshi na boli. jokhon jokhon beshi beshi boli, tokhon kora hoi na. accha, eibar jai. bhaiya might wanna come online. bye!
